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I’m an Iranian-American, commited neolibertarian deist secularist adamantly in favor of the forceful emancipation of the Middle-East from the shackles of theocratic fascism. I’ve been an essayist and commentator on politics and culture for a number of years, and am currently a philosophy major college student residing in Chicago.
For vast expansion and enumeration of my views, I direct you to my essays, which can be found on the suitably positioned right-justified task-bar. Please read at your leisure, and welcome to a domain wherein, as the banner tagline implies, all are in the crosshairs and in immediate danger of rhetorical liquidation.
Especially liberals, just because they make it so damn easy.
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Your new site is great. Keep up the good work!
Thanks man, really appreciate it.
“America has an astounding ability to outsource democracy on the tip of a warhead”
I live by this quote, kind of.
-Kroll
Actually, I believe that is MY quote…Mr. “Kroll”.
I know Mr. azandi, but i like it.
Of course you like it. Its impossible NOT to like one of my quotes…I am a paragon of the intellectual community after all.
yes, zandi, its starcraft boy as you might call me
even though i did play warcraft 30 times as much as starcraft.
anyways, mattheis levon showed me this interesting site.
i did not realize you were involved in politics to this extent.
christ, good work though.
azandi, I worship the very air you breathe; your presence resonates with divine essence. Quite frankly azandi, in my objective vision, The Bible is the most important arrangement of words ever sequenced; however, your site constitutes an incredibly sharp second. Keep up the good work, may you bless God.
Dear Azandi,
As I lay in my bed in my midnight sorrow I seem to reminiss of the blessed days passing. My thoughts then astir and a flurry of brief memories come over me and sweep to another world. As I reminiss of my day in College western Philosophy Class, taught by Chuck Venegonyi. The vivid memories of his terrible left wing lectures and Azandis lucious lips and body. But venegonyi then brings in How much he would like to fight and eventually murder Dr. Michael Savage and Reverend Rush Limbaugh. But my mind wanders to Azandis and his sweet sensual body and his gorgeous lips and I cant help myself. I had to leave the room I was so astir. I then proceeded to steal a lock of hair from Azandi and vowed never to wash myself again because I had touched the longing of my affection for so many years. With many hugs and kisses I bid You ADu.
azandi, or should I say acindy, for research had revealed that you are indeed another one of Cindy Sheehan’s mush-minded lackey’s. I commend you for attempting, however feebly, to cover up this embarassing truth. I suppose you invertabrates feel some sort of accomplishment in misleading the youth of this nation, but I assure you, this wrong will not go unpunished. Quite frankly, I bottom dwellers are easier to squash since they are already writhing at rock bottom. Let this be a warning. I will not tolerate this political swill regardless of your inability to produce anything better. Crawl back to your master you intellectual weenie.
Goddamn leftist homo spammers, get the fuck out of here before I send my personal transexual she-beast demonspawn, Ann Coulter, to murder you, cannibalize your soul and rape your afterlife.
Yes…death by rape, exactly what liberal scum such as yourselves deserve.
Dear Azandi,
You are like a modern prophet, not one piece of liberal propaganda seems to seek through your iron-clad mind. You are as sharp as a Kashima Katana. I believe that if we combine forces we can obliterate Seattle, them and their animal “loving” has gone too far! The melodious sound that will come from each liberals screaming as we shoot, slice, and dice them will create a musical piece that only the deity’s may listen in on. Once their screams are put to an abrupt halt, we can finally live in a world free of gays, drugs, and immorality. Together we can feast on the blood, and bones, of the AID’s-ridden liberal monkeys.
I appreciate your loyalty and professed servititude to my “war against liberalism” cause, but I make no allies, nor do I require any. I am a one-man army, the singular liberal exterminator, the right-wing messiah, the benevolent dictator of conservatism….the avatar of God. While you are free to succumb to my will and become my devoutly obedient henchman, “teaming up” is out of the question you plebian fool.
Oh, and leave Seattle out of this. The beastialites will be purged in time, but Seattle bred the grunge movement. Grunge is the only feasible cure to the emo-sociopath plague. No one touches Seattle, got it muthafucka?
Me…. A plebian…. HOW DARE YOU!!
You call me, Preston Brooks, the first man to assault a dirty hippy liberal, a plebian!!??!!111!
You must have a mental capacity that of a women!! You should team up with Charles Sumner so I can beat you both with my Gutta-percha wood walking cane!
Please, spare me your pandering appeals for my apology; such an incomparable intellectual emanance such as myself denigrating himself to that of a lowly washed-up grunt like yourself? Why don’t you return to composing your little pamphlets and picket signs, I have the premier scholarly academic nexus of the planet to concern myself with; namely this site.
Begone you impotent pest, before I send Ann Coulter to impregnate you, eat your subsequent babies and shred you to pieces via fang…in an orderly fashion. You wouldn’t want that to happen, would you, Mr. Brooks?
I thought not muthafucka.
I find you quite shallow and pedantic, this site is evidence of your n00bness.
H20 + computer = b00m
Oh Wolfe, what the hell are you doing here? Shouldn’t you be back at the Crappy News Network before it finally crumbles under the iron will of Roger Ailes? You dumbasses have certainly had it coming for quite some time, go now! Before Lou Dobbs starts to revert back into manic depression realizing his entire career is predicated upon spewing neo-Marxist propaganda about the economy that would put Huey Long to shame! CNN needs you Wolfe, the fate of your entire organization depends on you my hopelessly infantile-minded friend.
My Dearst Azandi,
I have longed to feel your beath against my barren chest like we have when we where in are much younger and Garrish years. Those luscious lips which are unmatched by even Steven Tyler. But that is neither here nor there. My main concern in wrting is that Michael Savage challenged me to a fist fight, and me being the liberal vagina that I am I proceeded to crap my pants. So I ask you to be the one that cleans my filth. Im desperate, ugly, haven’t showered in 3 years, and I have a giant dump in my pants.
I Bid you Adu
Dear Azandi,
I truly admire Azandi, fro following my Communist Manifesto to a T. So if you want me and You can meat up and talk about how much we think Alike. Thanks for your time loyal follower.
Dearest Azandi,
Hello loyal follower. I just found your website and I am amazed how much you remind me of me. Your views and Ideas are like they just came out of my communist manifesto, so I applaud you.
Bye loyal follower.
Well, what I can tell you from the outset, Mr. Azandi, if that is your real name, is that, say, for example, by some bizarre political miracle, Congress was able to impose a real time line, a real deadline on the U.S. presence here or on the funding for the war here. Now that absolutely would play completely into the hands of America’s identified enemies, al Qaeda in Iran. That would be handing the entire advantage to them. That’s why that can never really happen.
But in terms of the broader debate, in terms of, you know, taking the temperature of the American mood, of the American public, adhering to what’s going on in Congress, looking at the Congressional elections, absolutely do the insurgents, do al Qaeda and does Iran and its proxy organizations in Iraq pay attention?
Yes, for sure. I mean they know that the most certain way to strike at their enemy is to strike at his support back home. And, indeed, they monitor these things. They know that, you know, what’s happening in D.C. doesn’t really relate to the ground. This is just political artifice.
Nonetheless, it does tell them about the pressure points to apply. And we saw from 2003 the Baathist insurgents saying from the beginning this war will not be won on the battlefield, it will be won on that—pointing to a TV screen.
That’s where this war will be won—Azandi…
Is there some sort of existential warp where these leftist homosexual maggots are seeping out of? Certainly we can track the slime-trail, liberals always leave some sort of protoplasmic residue. Lets fetch O’Reilly and Limbaugh and have ourselves a San Franscisco Liberal Chainsaw Massacre shall we?
Oh and Moore….you’ll never be that lucky you fat monstrocity, go find yourself a career and shov it up your infinite nether-regions.