This video is so damn true, I fucking hate the “red carpet exclusives” that are broadcasted ad nauseum before the event. I just don’t know who are more pathetic, the shameless, self-gratifying brainless, soulless attention-starving vessels posing for asinine questions and pandering, or the outright prostitutes with microphones conducting the questioning. It just stupefies me that human being can have so little self-respect, and so much self-loathing. But I’ll stop there, I’ve delivered enough viciously anti-Hollywood vitriol to last eons already.

I’m going to go ahead and excuse myself from this absurd spectacle this year, considering 3:10 to Yuma and American Gangster were deprived of their rightfully earned Best Picture nomination, a fantastically gross injustice that I simply refuse to observe. Hopefully all the slobbering wretches will be consumed by the children of the night as punishment.