Theres been a lot of discourse in the political rabble-stream over the recent “Iran Sailor-Gate” bonanza. As a neocon of Iranian descent myself, allow me to inject my own little spin on the whole issue.

First and foremost, this isn’t a big deal, at all. The detained sailors could very well have been crossing marinal lines here, geographically-speaking border discrimination in this case is an incredibily awry affair. Certainly its a matter of techincality to say the least, and a move of risky arrogance on the part of the Iranian government considering its current global image. But the move to capture these sailors wasn’t heretical in the scale some people are making it out to be; and hell, while we’re on the issue of naval capturings, how about the Iranian liason employees arrested by US forces for entering American waters on January 11th, whose fates still remain unclear? We haven’t heard much at all about that have we?

Regardless they’re being treated with the utmost civility and humanity, I have no doubt there will be a peaceful resolution to this whole matter. This story certainly doesn’t afford the public outrage and media musings its been receiving.

Now, on the broader issue of Iran and how best to mitigate the very real threat it poses, the talking heads have been mixed in the level of intellectual handling of the matter. The left, unsuprisingly, seeks to take an isolationist, “pretend nothings happening” approach, an imbecile folly just begging for a calamity that will dwarf 9/11 in its magnitude. You can’t blissfully allow the continuation of a genocidal regime that has more than once called for the annihilatino of Western civilization, that would be geopolitical suicide.

On the other hand some of the more sophomoric thinkers on the right like Glenn Beck and Bill O”Reilly have called for immediate war with Iran, an equally foolish move. War with a nation 3 times the size of Iraq, with a better army and resources, and with the vicious forces of Hizbollah at its arsenal, not to mention the Islamic Republican Guard Corps and the Mehdi Army, would be an apocalyptically foolhardy tactical maneuver. Not to mention the entire socio-economic mechanism of the Middle-East would implode upon itself, you would be waging war on roughly an entire region.

But thank god we don’t have to rely on those people for our leadership, for the most part the folks over at National Review and Frontpage Mag seem to have the right idea. How do we defuse the ticking Iranian time-bomb? How do we neutralize a His Unelected Imperial Majesty President Aquavelvijad? By cultivating a democratic revolution of course! Iran’s population is 70 percent under the age of 30, young, angry, pro-American, completely anti-Sharia, I know this first-hand.

It is no secret that Ahmadinejad has an incredibily limited constituency; there is now a serious Iranian reform movement being led inside and out of the country by such leading Persian thinkers as Mehdi Khalaji, Mohsen Sazegara, Ali Afshan and Frood Fouladvand. If the Western alliance is smart about its business it can take advantage of that and put an end to this all right now without firing a shot. They’ve certainly done it before, just ask Mohammad Mossadeq.

The tides of change are raging, a flame of revolution is just about ready to be ignited. Lets hope Bush and Blair are listening.

I am absolutely astonished by the alacrity in the villifying remarks spat by Democrats as of late over absolutely nonsensical charges. First we have the whole Libby circus, in which case the entire premise of the “scandal” couldn’t hold even the most minute of water when examined for more than 5 seconds. It sincerely hope the poor man is pardoned, it would be absolutely criminal of Bush not to.

Now we have this whole liberal rabble-fest over the Gonzales fiasco. Allright, Gonzales may have been a bit sloppy in the execution of this normally standard bureucratic termination process, but beyond that his actions were completely legitimate and justifiable. For God’s sake why did he deny that there was presidential colluding in this affair? Thats the norm! Clinton blatantly and openly fired 93 attorneys! The only difference was he didn’t try to hide it! Gonzales should indeed by vindicated, just not for this allegedly illegal political maneuver, as the lefist cheerleaders are proclaiming. He should be criticized for creating a maelstrom of ugly political discourse where there was none.

But thats beside the main point; what the hell is wrong with the Democrats? Have they no shame? Do they not grow tired of yelling and whining about matters that don’t concern the legislative branch of the American government apparatus, let alone the ears of the American people? Is this some sort of petty and pitiful tactic to make up for their spineless compliance with the 2003 invasion of Iraq without the slightest bit of inquiry or objectivity? They couldn’t be acrimonious about things that matter, so now they wil be about things that don’t?

Is that why they just voted for this lamentably ludicrous Iraq timetable legistlation? Dates that are sure to get little smiley-face stickers on Bin Ladin’s “Upcoming Events” calendar?

God help us if we have one of these pedantic monkeys as our next president.

So not only is this abhorable lesbian broad impossibly stupid, bitchy, and ugly, but she’s also now a treasonous harpy as well. In case you already hasn’t heard, on top of O’Donnell’s grievances against America she can now be remembered as an al-Qaida sympathizer. She is a lying, hysterical, vile piece of fecal matter; anyone so hopelessly and shamelessly devoid of moral precepts to vociferously defend Khalid Sheikh Mohammad, a man who has been bragging and lauding the 9/11 attacks from the very beginning, a man with actual blood-ties to mujihideed-extraordinaire, Ramzi Yousef…any diabolical creature who has more respect for a mass-murdering Islamist than their own president should be deported out of the country.

Bill Maher’s comments 6 years ago about terrorists exhibiting bravery were disputable, but could have remained in the realm of public discourse. His comment was that of a debatable strain of thought, highly bright people have argued on both sides, hell Dinesh D’Souza even defended Maher in this case. But this is extravagantly different, this is a regularly watched talk show host turned poltical commentator making an outlandishly un-American, indisputably unfounded assertion and passing it off as truth. Rosie O’Donnell is a national disgrace, every American should shun this manic dyke, and if ABC had half a sense of decency or integrity they would cut her from the View. This isn’t about freedom of speech, this is about honor.

I would like to opine on this whole Halliburton HQ migration to Dubai business. Let me just say it is in the shameless mockery of every American citizen that a major defense firm like Halliburton, which plays a crucial role in infrastructure reconstruction, as well as petroleum management operations in Iraq, to recklessly transfer its base to the United Arab Emirates; a state with known al-Qaida ties, a state that Bin Ladin himself has professed has become a buffer state for terrorist transactions and more or less a proxy financial arm of the mujihideen. This is a disgrace and a stupendous tactical blunder, compromising our geopolitical interests just for some petty corporate gain; this deserves much more scrutiny than the media is affording.

Hey media, pull that stick out of your ass, stop covering the Anna Nicole Smith trial of tears and start igniting another Dubai Ports World maelstrom of collective rage; this might not be as staggering a political blow, but it rather perfectly demostrates the carelessness of this administration in its stance on Islamism.

Start rabbling.