A real revelation today, as Greenpeace was caught red-handed spewing out its usual fear-mongering filth into the world, talk about pollution.

Who needs the truth, right my liberal-environmentalist friends?

Who needs to know the dirty little secret that Kyoto equates to economic self-mutilation?

Who needs to help cut dependency on foreign oil by drilling in Anwar? Screw the humans, save the seals right?

And lets just circumvent all that messy “reality” business, we’ll paint an absolutely false perception of global warming by deliberately misconstruing facts and getting big Hollywood names to do our fundraisers! We have to save Mother Earth right?

And of course, Apple Computers, one of the most innovative and successful technology enterprises in the world, the very exemplification of the American dream, is part of the evil plot to expel toxic waste into the atmosphere by planting deadly chemicals into their laptops.

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There really is nothing more insidious in this world than elite groups making strides for their own socio-economic power and masquerading it as altruism. Whether its neoconservatives making false claims about terrorism for their own militant interests, or environmentalist groups lying about ecological issues for their own profit and ascension on the political ladder.

Hear this, Greenpeace, Al Gore, Hollywood, all the rest. You may have dominance over the weak-minded hippies and post-materialist slugs that make up your constituency, but people are gradually learning, your day of reckoning will come. There is a growing War on Ecoterrorism, and the target ain’t the petroleum industry or Republicans, as you so fervently claim.

Its you.

In a development that shouldn’t have surprised anyone, Bush’s plummeting approval ratings rebounded to 44 percent, the highest its been in 2006.

Now, the naive mind would ponder…how could this possibly happen? Iraq has become a miserable failure, we have no plan on Iran, half the world hates us, the previous election is becoming more and more clearly a fraudulent one, Bush demonstrates his obscene disdain for core American principles more and more frequently, illegal wiretapping, a stance on torture opposed by nearly every sane politican out there, including John McCain and Colin Powell…etc…..

And yet, his approval ratings rebound.

Why?

Well, according to the media, because “Republicans are strong on terror.”

And since 9/11 just passed us by, not to mention George’s simply riveting fear-mongering speech commemorating it, naturally approval ratings should skyrocket to the Empyrean, no? Because Republicans are so strong on terror and all…

I mean, its like a Freudian mind puzzle, first thing that comes to your mind when you hear “9/11″ is “Republican success”, right?

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Why, America?

I know I ask you a lot, but…

Why are you so fucking stupid?

The most spectacular, astronomical failure in the United States’ national security apparatus occured under the Bush Administration’s watch, with more than enough advance warning to take action. But your esteemed defender goes on vacation instead.

And still, they’re “strong on terror”.

The innane number of pitfalls in Afghanistan not only lead to Bin Ladin’s escape, but also transformed the nation into a massive drug cartel controlled by vicious warlords, not to mention the still highly dangerous remants of the Taliban.

And still, they’re “strong on terror”.

The war in Iraq has consequented in such an unforgiveably colossal travesty that it is now the premiere nexus of Islamic extremism and terrorism in the world, constituting an ivy-league terrorist breeding, training, and deployment platform for al-Qaida and the dozens of other enemies spawned because of the war. Ergo, you are clearly less safe than you were 5 years ago.

And still, they’re “strong on terror”.

Why, America? What subliminal force compels you to embrace an administration based on its terror record, when in fact that has been its greatest downfall? A fact illustrated almost every day? Its policies on terrorism should be the Bush Administration’s biggest weakness, and yet no one dares penetrate it.

Is it the media? Did it brainwash you?

Are you just willfully ignorant? Is ignorance not the most treacherous crime of an unpatriotic person?

Or, most likely…do you not just care about anything that isn’t packaged in a flamboyant, reality-tv bundle?

Right, that already exists in the form of CNN and all the rest. Which would explain why you hold the ludicrous beliefs you do. Nevermind, proceed my sheeps, the herdsmen await.

While the Pope has since apologized for his quoting of a 14th century emperor suggesting that Mohammad only brought evil to the world, I think it is still worth a little commentary.

It is irrefutable that the Pope’s remarks put into context of the geopolitically volatile setting that is the Islamic community were quite rash and demonstrated a complete disdain for consequences on the Pope’s part. I mean, has he forgotten what happened to Salman Rushdie? The Danish cartoonist? America?

And while I am by no means suggesting that Islam is evil or that it has only brought suffering to the world….it really wouldn’t be that slanderous an accusation to contend Islam has primarily been a problem for civillization. Nearly every state it has entered it has corrupted.

The once mighty Persian empire, a lineage of which I proudly descend from, has been reduced to an unstable shadow of its former grandeur due to the Islamic fascists that control it.

Saudi Arabia, a state governed by the deplorable Wahhabi Islamic doctrine, is a monumental testament to a failure of civilization. Women are treated as sub-human creatures, most of the state is in appalling squalor, while the upper oil cartel aristocracy is comprised of the most arrogant, unproductive, stupid, undeserving, and simulataneously richest people in the world.

These are but a few examples, replications can be seen all throughout the region. One could call it a cancerous disease that spawns turmoil wherever it infects. I am not asserting that the grassroots principles and morals behind Islam are corrupt, I am only pointing out the calamities which its fundamentalist followers have produced.

One could argue that even without the establishment of Islam these problems would still exist, that Islam is only a pretext for the power-hungry tyrants that occupy the Middle-East. While this may very well be true, and we must also consider that corrupt Western intervention played a massive part in the rise of these tyrants, the fact remains that at present, Islam has probably brought more evil and oppression to the world than it has good. Therein lies the truth behind Benedict’s words.

Am I advocating more rhetoric of this kind from people in such high status as the Pope? Most certainly not, as it is rather insulting, most Muslims are not fundamentalist wackos, they are only under the severe misfortune of being governed by them, thus why I adamantly support regime change from the inside, rather than dropping bombs on these poor people, which would only breed more hatred. Statements of this kind would only result in adverse effects in combatting Islamic radicalism, as it would insult genuinely decent Muslims and give reason for them to hate the Christian west.

Not to mention people get killed over it. God these people have to grow up, if other religions reacted to ridicule and criticism the way Islamic fundamentalists do, the world would probably implode upon itself within a day. I mean, all you have to do is watch Mind of Mencia…